March 2012
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Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales mcdonalds-
Me: Yolo
Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
February 2012
5 tags
6 tags
I know my relationship with my mother is getting better when I listen to the voicemail she left on my phone and smile.
cassabian:
Serge’s amazeballs goal on Soccer AM
“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
Always reblog this man.
ALWAYS
(via believein221bbakerstreet)
all-owls:
this song makes me feel so good!
Watchjerseycitydevils:
gpoy
6 tags
My iTunes just played 3 Maroon 5 songs in a row while on shuffle. This makes me really happy.
4 tags
Trying something new
So I just pin curled my hair for the first time. I’m pretty sure I failed miserably but here’s to hoping that it comes out awesome. Cheers.
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
